The Horror of Gay Oreos – But I’m So Much More Dangerous!

Karin Kallmaker LIFE + STYLE, Sugar

Such a confusing time for children! A picture of an Oreo with rainbow filling is online! What will the poor children think? How will they cope? How dare Oreos force parents to explain something to their children! That’s not their job!

But you know what, One Million Moms? I am really far more dangerous! In my lesbian love story Sugar, my character makes lesbian sweets that children might like to eat. Her lesbian name is Sugar. That’s right, I’ve written about

LESBIAN BAKED GOODS

Boycott me! Please?