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The Profundity of Cheeze Doodlez

Karin Kallmaker Cheers & Chocolate, LIFE + STYLE 0 Comments

Like most people, we had a set of refrigerator poetry magnets in our junk drawer for quite a while.

When we received them I came up with this stern warning to the household. Or for myself. Cheeze doodlez of all sorts are, after all, delicious.

  refrigerator magnets with black type on white background read LUV IZ NOT CHEEZE DOODLEZ

Recently we had some kitchen work done and had to clean off all the collected magnets and calendars that graced our refrigerator. My wife was the one who put them all back.

She rearranged the words – and lookit! A completely different perspective.

 
refrigerator magnets with black type on white background read IZ NOT CHEEZE DOODLEZ LUV

There’s a metaphor in there somewhere. Meanwhile, it’s making me smile every time I visit the fridge. These days I’m taking all the smiles where I can get them. So I thought I’d share.

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The Tsunami of Thievery

Karin Kallmaker Business of Books, Resources 5 Comments

It’s taken more than a few days to adjust to the (unfortunately) real world after a wonderful vacation. Before getting into the reason for this post, have a little green break in your day. Imagine a quiet walk in a green forest with good food and company at the end. (Photo from Hamburg, Germany, near where my older son works.)

Not everything is on fire.

A thick wooded green cover of trees over a soft brown earthen path leading into the distance

Down to Business

Modern life 2025: Generative AI is weaponized by unethical people – with little attempt to restrain it by the people profiting from its users – to spread lies daily by the thousands, sow anger to keep us glued to the feed for ads, and STEAL from us with endless scams. Fake facts, fake faces, fake words.

There are no guardrails except our own skepticism.

The new(ish) AI-powered scams that target writers are off the charts for the sheer volume – and their rising sophistication. I know lots of authors have been talking about the onslaught of email spam.

It’s not just email now. It’s also large-scale deployment of chat bots in groups. This article from Victoria Strauss and Writer Beware has all the receipts. Writers, read it for your own safety. There are screenshots of chat bot activity trying to convince an author that they are a book club currently reading their book. Read More

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Temporary Discontinuation of All International Shipping

Karin Kallmaker Business of Books 5 Comments

The situation is out of everyone’s control. I’ve removed a long political rant, but here’s the short version: Due to the chaos unleashed by the US Government on worldwide trade and small business, I can’t in any kind of good conscience ship paperbacks outside of the United States – at the present time.

When the real pros of small business shipping throw up their hands and say, “WTAF, we have no idea how to plan for these edicts that are happening every single week,” how am I supposed to figure it out? Expensive trial and error?

If you’re on social media you’ve seen authors who live outside the US announcing they won’t be able to ship their books to the United States. The chaos works the other way too. For example:

  • Unpredictable postal increases and surcharges for me, discovered after my shop has tried to calculate the shipping price as accurately as possible. I have never marked up shipping as a profit point, and have always refunded any overage that was charged. My bad for wanting an honest transaction?
  • Even worse: A reader in another country is informed they owe another 15-35% before their local postal service will release the shipment. If they don’t pay, the books signed to a specific person are returned to me. Maybe. If so, what do I do with them then?
  • When the dust settles one of us – likely both of us – are out real cash, and the entire situation leaves a bad taste all the way around. About books we love.

The cost of shipping outside the US is already about the same as the books themselves. I don’t get that many international orders, but the situation still pains me. Ofttimes the reader placing the order is doing so as a very special gift to themselves or their wife, or they’re unable to get the book they want any other way.

There is literally no reason for any of this.

This situation in no means is as dire in the pure scale of what’s unfolding across the United States. For example, canceling access to vaccines that keep people alive. However, it’s another of the thousand tiny cuts that undermine our private pursuit of happiness, so it feels like yet another malicious pile on.

In policy terms, it’s a deliberate swipe at small businesses. Why? Because the mega-corporations (e.g. those who ship phones) will either find or be handed a way to get the de minimis exclusion for themselves. (This is an allowance that exempts shipments valued under $800 from this kind of tariff.)

Such a simple thing – a signed book – rendered too expensive to cross national borders. Am I happy about this? Of course not. I voted for the qualified, joyful woman.

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You Have FIVE Minutes, People! – Adapting Prose for Author Live Reading

Karin Kallmaker Above Temptation, Events and Appearances, Frosting 3 - Still Crazy After All These Years, Resources 2 Comments

Five minutes. Not seven.
Not six.
Five.

It’s Not Easy to Choose

When it comes to reading a snippet from one of my books in a short time frame, it’s nearly impossible to find a passage that will work exactly as written. I always have to adapt the passage in some way – for length or to simply make it easier to read aloud.

It is not a rule that an author must read verbatim from the book, as I say in Surviving That First Reading. At a recent event, a newer writer asked me how I decided what to read, and how I adapted it to the short time frame of five minutes.

Here’s what I tried to explain – tangents, jokes perhaps only I am amused by, non sequitors, and all.Read More

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Me: the GCLS Albany Edition

Karin Kallmaker Events and Appearances 0 Comments

Woo to the hoo! With so much not right in the world, I likely can’t express how happy I will be to head to Albany next week for the Golden Crown Literary Society Annual Conference.

Friends. Colleagues. Readers. Comrades in arms. That means so much laughter and joy – because they’re not taking that away from us.

I’m going to be busy doing more than signing books with a lot of (consensual) hugging. I’ll also be talking and even trying, occasionally, to make a useful point or two. So here’s the run down. Read More