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Temporary Discontinuation of All International Shipping

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The situation is out of everyone’s control. I’ve removed a long political rant, but here’s the short version: Due to the chaos unleashed by the US Government on worldwide trade and small business, I can’t in any kind of good conscience ship paperbacks outside of the United States – at the present time.

When the real pros of small business shipping throw up their hands and say, “WTAF, we have no idea how to plan for these edicts that are happening every single week,” how am I supposed to figure it out? Expensive trial and error?

If you’re on social media you’ve seen authors who live outside the US announcing they won’t be able to ship their books to the United States. The chaos works the other way too. For example:

  • Unpredictable postal increases and surcharges for me, discovered after my shop has tried to calculate the shipping price as accurately as possible. I have never marked up shipping as a profit point, and have always refunded any overage that was charged. My bad for wanting an honest transaction?
  • Even worse: A reader in another country is informed they owe another 15-35% before their local postal service will release the shipment. If they don’t pay, the books signed to a specific person are returned to me. Maybe. If so, what do I do with them then?
  • When the dust settles one of us – likely both of us – are out real cash, and the entire situation leaves a bad taste all the way around. About books we love.

The cost of shipping outside the US is already about the same as the books themselves. I don’t get that many international orders, but the situation still pains me. Ofttimes the reader placing the order is doing so as a very special gift to themselves or their wife, or they’re unable to get the book they want any other way.

There is literally no reason for any of this.

This situation in no means is as dire in the pure scale of what’s unfolding across the United States. For example, canceling access to vaccines that keep people alive. However, it’s another of the thousand tiny cuts that undermine our private pursuit of happiness, so it feels like yet another malicious pile on.

In policy terms, it’s a deliberate swipe at small businesses. Why? Because the mega-corporations (e.g. those who ship phones) will either find or be handed a way to get the de minimis exclusion for themselves. (This is an allowance that exempts shipments valued under $800 from this kind of tariff.)

Such a simple thing – a signed book – rendered too expensive to cross national borders. Am I happy about this? Of course not. I voted for the qualified, joyful woman.

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You Have FIVE Minutes, People! – Adapting Prose for Author Live Reading

Karin Kallmaker Above Temptation, Events and Appearances, Frosting 3 - Still Crazy After All These Years, Resources 2 Comments

Five minutes. Not seven.
Not six.
Five.

It’s Not Easy to Choose

When it comes to reading a snippet from one of my books in a short time frame, it’s nearly impossible to find a passage that will work exactly as written. I always have to adapt the passage in some way – for length or to simply make it easier to read aloud.

It is not a rule that an author must read verbatim from the book, as I say in Surviving That First Reading. At a recent event, a newer writer asked me how I decided what to read, and how I adapted it to the short time frame of five minutes.

Here’s what I tried to explain – tangents, jokes perhaps only I am amused by, non sequitors, and all.Read More

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Me: the GCLS Albany Edition

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Woo to the hoo! With so much not right in the world, I likely can’t express how happy I will be to head to Albany next week for the Golden Crown Literary Society Annual Conference.

Friends. Colleagues. Readers. Comrades in arms. That means so much laughter and joy – because they’re not taking that away from us.

I’m going to be busy doing more than signing books with a lot of (consensual) hugging. I’ll also be talking and even trying, occasionally, to make a useful point or two. So here’s the run down. Read More

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The Cupcakes are Everywhere!

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It’s celebration time!
Frosting on the Cake 3 is now available everywhere. After recent court decisions, maybe it’s more important than ever that we find stories where our love survives the test of the good times and the bad. Stories of living proud, loving hard, and making it work.

Like me, they’re all crazy enough to believe in love and the future.

Get Crazy With It!

Enjoy the cake, the icing, the sprinkles and sparkles. As I say in the foreword, you can have whichever cupcake of delight you want, in the order you want, and when you want. You’re a grown up. Nobody has to know. Kidding aside, I’m done with people who think they get to police what and how other people read. No.

Here are all the stories in this volume of tasty treats that take place over a calendar year of life and love.

Starting in December…

  1. Making Up for Lost Time: December – Cookies and Kisses
  2. Warming Trend / My Lady Lipstick: January – Mona Lisa
  3. Captain of Industry: February – Extraordinary Thing
  4. Simply the Best: March – All That and a Milkshake
  5. Simply the Best: April – Reflections
  6. Wild Things: May – Having Faith
  7. Painted Moon: June – Living Canvas
  8. Roller Coaster: July – Heartline Roll
  9. Maybe Next Time: August – Turtles, Adagio
  10. Above Temptation: September – Kindling
  11. Because I Said So: October – The M-Word
  12. Car Pool: November – The World Heals at the Kitchen Table
  13. Paperback Romance: December – Merely Players
  14. Notes: “And Now for the Sprinkles on Top”

The Linkapalooza!

Hands down the fastest way to find it is to go to your favorite site and search for kallmaker frosting 3 crazy and look for the cupcakes.

I had hoped that “karin kallmaker is crazy” would work, but it’s not precise enough, even though it might be kinda true…

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Audiobook Available July 22

Read by the fabulous Angela Dawe, you can pre-order at

The audio version will make its way slowly to library services like Hoopla and Libby. It just takes time.

Your Stars Make YOU a Star!

It cannot be overstated how much simple star ratings or written reviews matter to the visibility of sapphic stories for readers trying to find them. Wherever you read, give a sapphic story a rating. Your rating or review may be what balances the sly 1- and 2-star ratings from organized review bombers who are trying to use the algorithm to hide LGBTQ+ books.

Everyone who takes a moment to tell other readers how a story made them feel gets FIVE STARS from me!

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You make the book world turn and give me a reason to stay at the keyboard. I’m still crazy after all these years – and I tend to think all y’all readers are too. As the saying goes, “normal” is not normal.

 

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The Dysfunctional Family Reunion

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It’s really quite bothersome that I have no one to blame but myself.

If my novels are seen as children – and most of the time, that’s how it feels – I have more than 30 of them. All with two main characters, a bunch of friends, family, and the occasional villain. In this volume of bonus short stories, the earliest novel is from 1993 and the latest from 2023.

That’s 30 years of life. For 60 main characters. And the friends, family, and occasional villain for 60 characters.

To add to the “fun,” some of the novels already birthed extra short stories, so there were new friends, family, and occasional villains, plus the actual happenings in the short story. Wild Things, for example, has a short story in both previous Frosting volumes, and one in this one.

That explains why, when medication gifted me brain fog, I couldn’t think my way around any of the stories because of all the voices. That’s a lot of voices running around in my head in one long stream of consciousness event.

Because the thing is, when the brain fog cleared, it didn’t get a lot better. What a bunch of opinionated, delightful, vivid personalities all in one place! Living and loving loud and proud.

I mean, Who did this?

Me, that’s who.Read More