That’s why people who took up Nova’s Marathon training challenge got incredibly fit, but only one participant lost weight.
After doing everything right, nothing works. The frustrating rewards of seeking health through nutrition and exercise.
Real life isn’t just a humorous anecdote or two, however, and there were moments when I might have felt sorry for myself because basically the whole “holiday” week was devoted to One Thing After Another.
I’ve got green eyes to protect me from pinches (or so I’ve claimed every March 17 for many years), and my daughter is well equipped with green leggings, shamrocks on her shirt and a green hat to avoid pinches. My son will wear a green hoodie while claiming he was going to wear that anyway. I’ve got less Irish blood in me than I do Native American, but it’s St. Paddy’s Day, and today I’m Irish! Erin go bragh!
I did my part: we got back to the car and it was milkshakes for everybody!
I’m not surprised by searches like “lesbian romance books” or “lesbian erotica lesbian romance” or even “night vision embrace painted” – that sounded like a reader who couldn’t for the life of her remember how to spell my name.
So, fellow Rats, let’s party while we can. Gung hay fat choy! “May you become prosperous!”
So, if you want your mail to get through, be sure not to use “erectile” or “manhood” in the subject or the body of the e-mail.